bwahahahaha!!!

bwahaha!!!someone drop tooth!!!should not lie to so many ppl wat........!!!!lols!!!

whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!

home sweat home!!!!

i m bac everyone!!!

big news here!!!

wat big news 4 today?isit me having a haircut???

baby

no no no

its an elephant tat comit a crime!!
this elephant...
Constipation!!
BIAN MI 4 many months d..he keep all his shit in his body!!

then the ppl there tat take care him...gave him eat 22 packet
of the XIE YAO!!not poison....juz to make it good feel to go toilet~~

then the penjaga go to the elephant behind to
CHECK IT OUT!!

wat he did?come on folow me say,when i say

123

u say

check it out

123!

check it out!

123!!

check it out!!

then the elephant juz duno y got mood d...he fell relax n don wan to keep those shit anymore...the elephant decide to let it go...

bilibalablek!!

omg!!the shit !!jz came out b4 the jaga can run or take a deep breath...then the jaga faint n die in the shit...so kesian nya....wakaka!!their parent sure wan to eat the elepant alive..

the elephant built his hapiness on others ppl suffer@@(don know how to transalate to chinese!!!lols)

nowdays kid are so licik!!! so gu wak!!

look at this kid!!!my bos daugther!!!
grr....

today!!!!ahaha!!!this little girl went to others ppl shop n grab ppl GEI MOU SOU!!!ahaha
the colourful GEI MOU SHOU!!

then the owner chase n ask 4 it!! the girl 1stly don giv geh...then!!!
the bos said
"buy u sweat??"

okok!!then juz folw the bos go jor!!so got buisness head like her moyher!!ahaha!!!
so tricky!!!

laugh dou ngo soh jor~~

auntie tat is so humor!!or maybe LOU YAN QI NGOI?

ok..last nite a old aunty..begger i think?los!!


she ask for money...then my bos suddenly so good!!so dai fong!!!
my gos gave her eightty cent!!whoa!!!
8 means FATT!!!fat choy!!

then the auntie tat ask 4 money,,,went off d...


few minutes later.............

the aunty came bac...

she...
she......
she........!!!

she ask 4 money again??walao....

then my bos told her u came b4...

then she juz.."oh..i got came here b4?"

haha!!my bos speechless!!

the auntie like laugh my bos so GU HON!!!or maybe..she LOU YAN QI OI???

ok!a good try!!

my first customer 2day!!!

guess wat.....................dog having a stylist??
bwahahaha~~

ahahaha!!no!! he juz CHEN RE NAO!!!

so nervous when face this customer!!scared the dog hop into my place!!!! phew!!!

at first i thought she wan me to cut the dog fur~~but ..morning ma...blur.........

thats today 4 all!!cool~~

wat a nearly sunday today~~

wow!!today is a realyly nearly day!!!!



today i near ly...



1.nearly sleep late

2.nearly fall down from bed

3.nearly donh hav time to bath

4.nearly wear wrong socks

5.nearly miss the bus

6.nearly drop my phone

7.nearly late for work~~

8.nearly cant breath

9.nearly bz till die~~

so today is realy nearly^^

ok~~keep on my work^^tata~